PG - Isaiah Thomas

So fucking what that his games with the Cavs were dreadful enough for everyone to worry that the best team in the East was spiralling into despair? I LOVE ISAIAH THOMAS. How can you not love this guy?

Also, he's had a tough year. He got traded from the team that he made relevant again (The Celtics), his sister died in a car accident right before the playoffs, he's coming back from hip injury. How sick would it be to just watch him torch everyone???

SF - Michael Beasley

THE WALKING BUCKET. THAT'S HIS NICKNAME, THAT HE GAVE HIMSELF. He shoots the ball like 600 times in a regulation game, imagine in an ALL-STAR GAME! 800 TIMES? 1000 TIMES?

SG - Steph Curry

Okay, now that we have Isaiah Thomas and Michael Beasley on the team, someone's going to have to score the basketball.

PF - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Oh man, the Greek Freak! Who doesn't love this guy, a Nigerian immigrant from Greece, plopped into fucking WISCONSIN and apparently stoked to be living upstairs from a Greek restaurant when he first moved here. I keep hearing he's gonna be the next legendary player, and I believe that shit, and I hope he is. He rocks.

C - Joel Embiid

YES!!!! TRUST!!! THE!!! PROCESS!!!! Joel Embiid only needs to play 20 minutes to dominate a game, and he's a massive shit-talker. He also seemingly only started playing basketball 4 years ago and he's already better than everybody else at it. FUCK YEAH.

POST- is due out on LP/CD formats on March 23rd via Specialist Subject. You can read our review of the album by heading here. And be sure to check out our recent interview with Jeff by heading here.