If Home Alone is your most cherished Christmas movie, then please stop reading now.

Macaulay Culkin recently reprised his role as Kevin McCallister for a new web series called DRYVRS, but before you start jumping up and down at the possibility of a 20-years-after sequel, let us tell you right now - it isn't pretty. In DRYVRS, Culkin/McCallister unveils that Kevin didn't turn out as good as we thought he might, that he still has nightmares about the wet bandits (who wouldn't?), and that he doesn't understand how his family could forget about "the cutest fucking eight-year-old in the universe… by far." Obviously loads of unsolved issues we never thought about.

Check out episode 1 Just Me In The House By Myself below.