Tomorrow sees yet another Apple event where fanboys from around the world sit on their hands whilst watching the new evangelist Tim Cook sprout incredible joy based words from his holy jaw. In normal language, Apple are preparing to launch a new iPhone and rumours also suggest that the long awaited iWatch/broWatch/sausageWrist will be shown.

The wearable market is starting to grow with Samsung showing their hand at recent technology events in the U.S. so we can be certain that Apple need to show their Jony Ive-designed product. Here at The 405, we will be covering the event live and without any sort of Apple pretention. I'm creating suitable images as we speak to describe all of the stats that Mr Cook will lay upon us. I'm expecting a Pie Chart of 4.

Kick off is 1pm EST, which is 6pm GMT.

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