When I found yesterday out that the genuinely reprehensible semblance of a human Martin Shkreli was the buyer of Wu-Tang Clan's ridiculously exclusive Once Upon A Time In Shaolin, I lost my shit - and not in a good way. All hope is lost and we are at the behest of the highest bidder, I thought.

But luckily those who pay money for things can also be huge suckers, and judging from this paragraph from the contract between the buyer of Once Upon... and Wu-Tang Clan, Shkreli is in a position to get mightily screwed...

Yes, that image reads:

"The buying party also agrees that, at any time during the stipulated 88 year period, the seller may legally plan and attempt to execute one (1) heist or caper to steal back Once Upon A Time In Shaolin, which, if successful, would return all ownership rights to the seller.

"Said heist or caper can only be undertaken by currently active members of the Wu-Tang Clan and/or actor Bill Murray, with no legal repercussions."

If it's true, and please let's hope it's 100% true, then all hope is not lost. The formal wording of the being able to "legally plan and attempt to execute one (1) heist or caper" is perfect. In fact, it's a film waiting to happen. You have the villain - Darth Shkreli - and you have the heroes: Bill Murray and Wu-Tang. Easy - easy, and amazing.

And also a "heist or caper" sounds right up Bill Murray's alley.