It's autumn. Which basically means it's pretty much winter. And would you look at that? That means it's Christmas. Yep, it's already happening and you were too busy picking apples and looking at new fall jackets.

Getting the season started bright and early is ultra-mysterious London outfit Deep Men, whose Bandcamp catalogue only contains one other track - the 35-second 'The Big Turtle Fanfare From The South China Sea (György Ligeti)'. For 'Christmas', Deep Men parlay their post-punk appetite for a humorously strange drive of sour vocals and odd ambitions. Just like Christmas at your relatives' house.

Get a listen to the decidedly un-Christmas-y effort below.