Paint-by-numbers rock band, Foo Fighters, have cancelled the rest of their European tour (which includes their Glastonbury headlining set) due to Dave Grohl's recent injury (he fell off the stage and injured his leg). Not to point the finger, but Kurt Cobain came out in a wheelchair for Reading Festival in 1992. Just sayin'.

Grohl posted a note on the band's website stating that the show in which he inured his leg was "without a doubt the single most bizarre Foo Fighters show in the entire 20 years of being a band." As regards to Glastonbury, he kindly wrote, "Kanye…..Imma let you have this one….."

So, what other boring band could step up to the plate? Blur? The Strokes? I'm gonna grab a decaf and give it some thought.