Here's a familiar story: tickets for Glastonbury 2016 went on sale yesterday, and subsequently sold out in 32 minutes. This means that about 120,000 people (118,200 to be more exact) are jumping up and down, ecstatic about having managed to nab a ticket for one of the world's greatest music festivals, one that doesn't even need a line-up to be able to shift tickets.

For those of you you tried and failed, cheer up: there'll be an official resale of tickets next spring, although you may want to start praying now, since last year's sold out in 11 minutes.