Pocket like it’s hot

He’s coming a bit of a regular here at HB and this week is no different for Snoop Lion as he once again returns to our columns bearing pocket-sized gifts. His latest gaffe sees him reworking a collaborative classic into something that can only be described as absolutely insane. The three-and-a-half minute ode to microwavable Hot Pocket snacks include fellow rapper DeStorm [sic] ‘making it rain’ with a handful of pepperoni.

Jagged Little Psycho

Making it rain pepperoni is one thing, but making it rain plates is a bit out of hand. Especially of course, if those plates happen to fly into the face of a boyfriend. For Todd Fletcher though, that is the price you pay for listening to much Alanis Morrisette, as explained by incensed boyfriend Allen Casey: “That's all that motherfucker listens to.”

The victim was treated for a large cut to his face, whilst Casey was arrested for domestic battery.

Gaga wants Piaf’s toenails

From one questionably sane person to another, part-time weirdo and full-time annoyance Lady Gaga has this week made a bid for dead French songstress Édith Piaf’s old toenail clippings. Enough said really.

Mana del Rey

Finally, everyone’s favorite least-favorite person has recruited one very avid follower. Known to his mum as Joshua and to his tumblr followers as the hot+bitch+vogue, Mana del Rey is hyped to set the music industry alight with his combination of botoxed lips and endearing intellect. Watch this space…

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How Bizarre…

PS. Did you know

Leo Fender, the inventor of the Stratocaster and Telecaster, couldn't actually play the guitar