You know what would never falter? Trees. That's why it's only right that this year, Hundred Reasons have been confirmed to play the festival of 2000 trees in the Cotswolds. If you thought that was a terrible joke, has the festival considered efficiency? Because we amateur horticulturists at the 405 think that if 2000 trees can only produce 100 raisins, maybe farmers should stick to grapevines. Hyar hyar hyar.

The band are scheduled to play their entire debut album Ideas above our Station - and at £66, (and featuring bands such as Guillemots, The Futureheads and Summercamp) 2000trees tickets are rapidly becoming short in supply.

Head over to twothousandtreesfestival.co.uk for more information.