Jack White is not pleased. Following his management's response to "Guac-gate" (not that long ago the University of Oklahoma's college paper published White's tour rider demands, which included a very specific guacamole recipe), Jack White himself has written an open letter about the subject:

"First off, this is none of your business, but I have no specific demands in my dressing room," he says. "I know I could ask for lots of things but I actually don't ask for ANYTHING. I take with me what I need, and that ain't much."

"What you're looking for Is someone throwing a tantrum because they didn't get their brown M and M's," he continues. "Sorry to disappoint."

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