So after a near four month break we had a 20 minute rehearsal, Saturday morning, before heading to Southampton, in the zoot mobile, for the first show of the tour with 65daysofstatic. No cobwebs in the red knickers though, we played a banger then celebrated by smashing a bottle of jacks face clean off. Aftershow was spent with some fans at their huge house in Bournemouth and after a round of cartoon zoots and another bourbon shake or three I was asked by one of the guys if I would be able to breath with one lung!!! The dude was sat looking down on me in my kip bag so I slyly grabbed my keys and placed them ready to attack his jugular if the bastard tried owt funny! So if that wasn't enough to freak out, even the magpie, look at what we woke up to in the morning... Photobucket The morning after was spent eating eggs ,drinking the hangover off and doing Japanese press over the phone, I'm pretty sure they asked me the same question at least 6 times and it involved Oasis and New Order but I couldn’t tell you what it was about so I waffled on about burgers, cum and Pokémon. Norwich we played in a church and to be honest I reckon the crowd were all virgins awaiting a piece of Jesus bread and a penance but those are two things we can't provide, instead we chucked our gear all over em instead of loading off in a regular fashion. So here we are in Oxford hurting from bullet bourbon and sucking on vocalzones like they are fresh erect nipples and contemplating food, although last time I was on this street Ian brown recommended a Jamaican take away where I was served a goat carcass on a pile of manky rice so maybe we will sniff out the papa johns for a pizza party...oh and I'm gonna visit that mad rasta pub in a bit. But who gives a shit... http://www.myspace.com/kongdom