"For medical reasons independent of our will, the artist has been forced to cancel all promotional activities planned in Europe over the coming days."

The artist in question is Lana Del Rey, and those "promotional activities" involve an appearance on BBC Radio 1's Live Lounge today, and a Virgin Radio performance in Paris.

No news on her forthcoming U.S. appearances, but we imagine they'll go ahead (that's usually what happens).

Ultraviolence? More like Ultrapoorly. Sorry.