Q: What do Kanye West, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, and Rita Ora all have in common?
A: They're in this Madonna video.

That's it, that's the joke.

But being deadly serious now: this is the video for 'Bitch I'm Madonna', taken from Madonna's recent album Rebel Heart and directed by Jonas Åkerlund. We were previously teased with a trailer on Vimeo courtesy of Tidal. Who else? But now it's been leaked, so you can watch the whole thing, although it is very bad quality.

Tidal subscribers can watch it here, aren't you lucky?

• Ah, remember when "Israeli FBI" Lahav 433 were involved in catching the guy that leaked Madonna's album Rebel Heart? Remember those days?