Let's keep giving this guy the attention and sense of celebrity that he so clearly wants to buy. That'll show him. Well, it won't actually. I'm sure he's one of those "there's no such thing as bad press" people. Well anyway, yes, I'm talking about Martin Shkreli who, continuing to be him and act as he would after purchasing Wu-Tang Clan's one-off album Once Upon A Time In Shaolin, now wants to pay Bobby Shmurda's bail - not without getting something in return, probably an exclusive album or something.

In an interview with HipHopDX (why would you interview this man?) he said all of these things:

"We’re actually in discussion to try to bail out Bobby Shmurda. Forget whether you think he’s guilty or not, the guy should not be sitting in jail right now. It’s insane. He’s from Brooklyn. I’m from Brooklyn. He deserves a fair trial. He deserves good lawyers. He doesn’t have good lawyers. His label is hanging him out to dry and so I have a conference call tomorrow morning with them. I’ll show up with $2 million bail money no fucking problem. He’s not going to flee the country. I’m not going to lose anything. I’m going to try to make that happen. That’s one thing I’m working on.

"I’m a fan and I’m a business man. I’m not going to do this for free. [Laughs] He’s going to have to do something for me. I don’t know what that’s going to look like yet. He’s going to owe me one, obviously. I’d like to pay for his legal defense as well. I’m a big fan but also I’m an opportunist. You know that. I see an opportunity here. He’s a talented guy. Every concert I go to, people yell “Free Shmurda.” He reminds me of me, quite frankly. The guy’s totally irreverent. He doesn’t give a damn what people think. Totally irreverent. Totally I don’t give a fuck. I love him. I just love that style.

"He’s from not far from where I’m from in Brooklyn. I’d love to help him out. I wish someone would have helped me out when I needed help. He doesn’t have much money, I know that. He’s definitely hurting for money. He needs a bailout, basically. I’d like to help him out. No big promises, but I’ll see what I can do. Like I said, if I can post the $2 million, I’d do it tomorrow. I’m working on it and hopefully we’ll see him free soon."

The bit I emboldened... "He reminds me of me, quite frankly." What? What? What are you talking about Martin? You're a white ex-hedge fund manager trying to score points and be remembered for something other than price-gouging.