Sad news to reprt today: Old Taylor Swift has passed away. The news was shared this morning via Apple Music, Spotify and Tidal.

In the 3-and-a-half minute press release, the New Taylor Swift announced that she didn't trust anybody and that the Old Taylor Swift wasn't able to come to the phone because she was dead.

We're unable to share further details on her death, but it's clear that the New Taylor Swift is looking to continue Old Taylor Swift's "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" approach, but with huge Lorde vibes. Oh, and some Lana Del Rey too. Can't forget her.

A follow-up announcement titled reputation is expected on November 10th.