A shocking turn of events has prompted the notorious Westboro Baptist Church to renounce their Creationist ideals and brand Radiohead "freak monkeys with mediocre tunes" at a recent protest held outside The Sprint Center in Kansas City, MO. Long-time producer and ‘Sixth Head’, Nigel Godrich tweeted that it was the "Highlight of the tour so far" and shared this photograph:

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Although the motives behind this sudden acceptance of widely accepted evolutionist theories remains unclear, members of the fundamentalist Christian organisation warned against Radiohead’s coming as "the moth that quietly eats the very fabric of your national garment." There are, thus far, no plans for a Foo Fighters style retaliation protest from the Oxford quintet.