We had to reach the bottom eventually, right?

9 Celebrity Facts That Might Explode Your Brain

Because mixing advertorials with other peoples content makes money

The 7 Dumbest Scenes In Otherwise Great Movies

When people want succinct lists in their busy lives

14 Terrible Things About Eating Lunch At The Office

To paint internal cracks with buzzwords and memes

10 Mystifying Examples Of Erotic Fan Fiction

Filling gaps with binary noise, alone with the essential void

25 Frustrating Things About Being An Extrovert

An SEO epidemic took the place of genuine connection

27 Reasons To Love The 90s

In a dream sequence of 24/7 consequence

The 13 Most Powerful “O” Faces Of Rock

Nothingness, looped, a constant crescendo of reaction

21 Ways Your Life Could Be A Million Times Worse

Streamlining models to the lowest denominator, always

31 Painfully Awkward Moments That Make You Want To Crawl Into A Hole

Technology governed by human greed, the privileged not the fittest

12 Extremely Disappointing Things About Popular Music

No space for thought, expression limited to the appropriate channels

35 Lifechanging ways To Use Everyday Objects

Screaming under the firebrand of corporate culture, and no-one can hear you.

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