"LISTEN TO THIS ON HEADPHONES WHEN YOU'RE ZOOTED ON A GREYHOUND BUS HEADING HOME THINKING ABOUT HER PERFECT FACE."

That's how Ryan Hemsworth wants you to hear his new 'Cool DJ Mix', his first of 2014, but if you can't manage that you can just stream it below. It's worth hitting play just to hear its spoken word intro:

"This is mix inspired by life, death, technology, rap music, Japan, being a cool DJ, kissing, cuddling, feeling hurt, feeling happy, feeling dumb, and other feelings. Please enjoy this mix because you are awesome and you deserve something enjoyable in life."

His tracklist annotations are well worth a read too.

  • COOL DJ INTRO (Sarah Bonito)
  • DIRGE - mssingno glitch
  • Tomggg - harusaki
  • Smany - Sherbet (Madegg Remix)
  • lontalius - yr heart is beating
  • abhi//dijon - Twelve
  • Son Lux - Rebuild (Baths Remix)
  • KPP - Slowmoooooo
  • Rook Milo - Kawaii Kingdom
  • karate chop hwaaaaaAAAA
  • Tennyson - Aphasia Rewinding (just a lil snippet)
  • Virtuoso The God - THAZMYSHYT (this is a Goldlink instrumental)
  • Gundam - TOCA ME BOOTLEG
  • goodbye sky harbour <33333
  • Tennyson - No Answer
  • Silkersoft - Wasserlevel
  • JIGGLYPUFFFF INTERLUDE \(=^‥^)/’`
  • Basenji - Dawn
  • Raph Lauren - Home
  • Murlo - Bowed
  • Politru - final found
  • DZA - Sakura
  • Ryan Hemsworth - Weird Life (Druid Cloak Remix)
  • Tayutafu - Afternoon Tea ppa3
  • no rest 4 the wikked
  • Nomak - Chrystaline
  • Y E Λ R S - 初音ミク
  • Houdinne - Damn
  • Ricky Eat Acid - Big man's last trip outside
  • Ryan Hemsworth - OG BOBBY HEMSWORTH
  • the WORST taste in music
  • Dawn Golden - I Won't Bend
  • Brendan Johnson - Da Art Of Storytellin (Bootleg)
  • some dramatic piano song i made for a documentary that never came out
  • Ricky Eat Acid - White Roses
  • unreleased Tink verse
  • team rockit - hymn (anima)
  • Evian Christ - Waterfall
  • Jonah Baseball - Louisville Slugger
  • Lido - I Finally Came To Love You (demo)
  • Nothing is Real (Ticklish Edit)
  • DOSS - Here Tonight
  • Jessy Lanza - Move Closer
  • Head Over Feet (Schwarz Trap Bootleg)
  • A. G. Cook - Money On A Gold Plate
  • Kero Kero Bonito - My Party (bo-en Remix) (i added stuff to it without asking lolz)
  • P. MORRIS - Air Over Kansas
  • Tree - Probably Nu It (with intro from dat Beck song)
  • Branchez - Told Me
  • Tokyo Hands - what u said before…
  • Blank Banshee - Cyber Slums
  • ex girl collection
  • Gridline - Shortlife Dreamline
  • Shlohmo - No More (outro so pretty omg)
  • Wet - No Lie (acapella so pretty omg)
  • DJ Paypal - Sonnade
  • Spooky Black - without u (acapella so pretty wow)
  • move that dewp
  • P. MORRIS - Submission (Devil Mix) (i added stuff without asking hehe)
  • Ryan Hemsworth - First & Last Kiss (with Maurice)
  • Charles Spearin - Mrs. Morris