Wherever you are in the world: good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night. It is time for your 5 a day.

One day, the UK government said, "You should eat 5 portions of fruit or veg[etables] per day." Turns out you should probably eat more than that. But we think it's pretty catchy, so we've hijacked it. Here we'll list FIVE pieces of music per DAY that we think you should check out. As the Italians say, we'll be catching two pigeons with one bean (prendere due piccioni con una fava): we help spread the word about MORE artists, plus we're giving YOU more music to listen to. It's all a joy for us, really!

What do we have for you today? One of our favourites, Drip-133, very tasty indeed, served with a helping of bones. Next course is delicately delicious, a soup (I know, a soup as second course, what?) crafted by Sui Zhen. Then a wonky, beat-led dish by eu-IV. You're feeling full but fuck it, this meal is blowing your mind. A nocturnal sleepy flurry of sound from Ke'Ondris quenches your thirst. And for dessert? A flip of Kendrick Lamar and the Seinfeld theme by Jack Dudley, of course. Now pay your bill and get outta here, we got customers waiting.


You sit down to write some invitations to your birthday party. You get to five names and stop — Who else is there?. "That's ok, I guess…" you think.


You get in from school. You turn on your computer, comment on someone's new profile picture, sign into your Steam account. "Dinner!" your parents call. You eat dinner, whilst watching TV. Back in your room, you think of the stillness of everything. "How is this Friday night?" you think, readying yourself for an evening of solitary gaming.


Waking up, you sit up — your mind feels like it's moving backwards, you're calling spiritually to the day from another time and place. "What the fuck," is all you can think, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, slowly, confusedly, painfully.


2:17 AM –"How did us two strangers end up back at this hotel room?"


Self-explanatory. What if Kendrick was Seinfeld?