Illustration by Natalia Thorpe If you know me at all you'll know that I'm a huge fan of Adam & Joe, especially their weekly podcasts. Recently they came up with a manifesto for gig-goers worldwide and I feel it's my duty to share it with The 405 readers. The Adam & Joe Gig Going Manifesto 1. A small exam on the subject of the band your seeing on the door to qualify for entry. If you don't know the answers to the questions you won't be able to see the band and also a deodrant check will be held at that point. 2. The audience will be stood in height order. In pre-booked painted cirlces. 3. Seperate enclosures for short people, a moshing enclosure and an enclosure for poshies. 4. All beer is served with lids. 5. No ironic applause for the roadie when he/she takes to the stage. 6. Bands are rated by decibals. Talking and singing is only allowed for loud bands. 7. No topless men, no back packs, no hand bags, no hats, no ponytails and no phone usage. 8. The band must start and finish at the advertised times. 9. No throwing beer glasses full of wee. 10. No shouting out the track you want the band to play. 11. No crowd surfing by people over a certain weight. Heres a video about it! Let us know what you think about the manifesto by commenting below!