The internet is an absolutely magical thing. If you ever want to give someone the greatest gift you ever possibly could, show them the link to the Beyoncé Soundboardt. It's exactly what you'd think it is - some kind soul took the best soundbites from the self-titled Beyoncé album and made it so you can play them over and over and over again. You might not have known you needed this, but nothing has ever been more necessary. My personal favorite combination is clicking between "bow down bitches" and "flawless" as quickly as possible.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be pressing the #surfboardt button 50 times.