Continuing the ongoing Jack White vs. Guinness World Records "fued", White has announced that he will try to set the record for "Most Metaphors in a Single Concert" in refute to Guiness previously disallowing White's self-proclaimed "Shortest Concert ever Recorded" record.

Jack White responded with the following statement:

"The attempt may prove very exhausting and at times even dangerous, but the results could prove to be glorious and possibly even vainglorious. We are certain that the extremely scientific and intricate analysis of the metaphors that occur will be examined in accordance with Guinness' usually very thorough methods probably, or at the very least if somebody answers the phone at the pub."

Sarcasm aside, this might turn out to be the greatest concert ever or possibly the worst. White's debut solo LP Blunderbuss is out now.