Oh Hollywood. Just because a film is classic it doesn't mean it has to be remade, ever. What with Back To The Future remake rumours, a failed Akira attempt (thank god...) and a constant machine remaking any film that isn't American, Hollywood are digging themselves a big hole and to top it off, they've got Tom Cruise in for the latest one.

That's all very well but, as Empire pointed out, who's going to step up to play the one no one remembers (Brad Dexter's character)? And, let's be honest, who's going to join Cruise for it?

You can probably tell we're not thrilled about this news.