"You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room and someone who will listen to your boring stories. I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some sort of clue, like hey, maybe this guy is not enjoying it? You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that, that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that! They're not even amusing accidentally."

Get ready for the five best videos from the past seven days:

5. Oceaán - 'Veritas' (dir. Ozzie Pullin)

Director Ozzie Pullin recruited two dancers to interpret the track as they saw fit. It's absolutely wonderful.

4. Pond - 'Sitting Up on Our Crane' (dir. Alejandro Miguel Justino Crawford)

Do you like 3D figures comprised of static? Join the club!

3. St. Vincent - 'Birth In Reverse' (dir. Willo Perron)

The Willo Perron-directed video for 'Birth in Reverse' goes through many phases before eventually settling with Annie Clark grooving out in a cloud of smoke. It's every bit as good as it sounds.

2. Basement Jaxx - 'Rock This Road' (dir. Fidel Ruiz-Healy)

London singer Shakka plays Lord Marqod, an "interstellar God of dance" who comes to Earth with the purpose of harvesting humanity's dance energies and to "re-awake the Queens of Mind, Body, and Heart." This may sound weird, but believe us, the video is highly entertaining. Plus, we learn that aliens dance better than us humans.

1. Panda Bear - 'Boys Latin' (dir. Isaiah Saxon and Sean Hellfritsch)

We're not entirely sure what's going on, but that's ok.