So you're a journalist and you'll be interviewing Run the Jewels sometime soon; the guys have just saved you a lot of time by sharing a list of things that you should never ever ask them.

El-P and Killer Mike do not answer the following questions: how they met; what they think about the state of hip-hop, and how they feel about other artists. So be creative and ask them their favourite hamburger sauce, or what cologne they like to wear before going on stage - or simply go plain sixties and offer them an aura reading after asking their star signs. Anything goes but the stuff included on the list below.

You're welcome.