Anyone with a publicly visible email address that has ever mentioned anything music related on the internet has probably had at least one iffy band promotion infiltrate their inbox at some point.

Our new favourite blog - - compiles a list of genuinely awful attempts at trying to describe the musical endeavours of up-and-coming acts that resulted in an immediate fling into the trash bin. From questionable genres, mere spelling mistakes to full on douchebaggery; our hearts truly go out to everyone who works in music who have to deal with this shit far too often.

We reckon that it's usually best just to let the music speak for itself, even if it is as terrible as the copy. Here are a few of our faves: