Following the news that seagulls despise Chris Brown just as much as most sane people (see photo above) - Kevin Seccia of is offering $1000 for the first person to beat Chris Brown up.

For legal reasons it's a "joke", though it's worth reading the article he posted if you fancy making some money for doing the right thing (and to read the rules).

"Chris Brown is a horrible human being. This is something we should all agree on."

Hell, we'll even throw some CDs into the mix on this one.