Marnie Stern fans should be stumbling over themselves to the Kill Rockstars website, which is featuring a very special chance to date the singer-songwriter.

According the Stern’s specifications, New York area men who like Law and Order SVU, dogs, and chicken wings should apply. Creeps/stalkers need not apply, as well as drug addicts. But as long as you fit the rest of the billing, and send your headshot in, things could go well.

The contest comes a few months before Stern releases her brand new album The Chronicles Of Marnia, March 19th. Pre-orders are available here, and you can stream ‘Year Of The Glad’ and ‘East Side Glory’ from it below.