Look, we're sure your Twitter bio is great, but RiFF RaFF just landed in his louche spaceship, throwing this gem out into the wilderness: "I'm Larry Flint with the candy blimp / Champagne fill the sink and my drink is pink." We're gonna give you a few minutes to update your profile... done? Cool.

Here are the facts: 'This How We Do' is taken from Katy Perry's latest album, Prism, and it features lyrics like "Now we talking astrology, getting our nails did, all Japanese-y /Day drinking at the Wildcats, sucking real bad at Mariah Carey-oke." That's the sort of wordplay I'm comfortable with. Plus, Perry is the best. This isn't a 'oh look how fucking alternative I am with my ironic love of pop music' either - I think she's fun. I like fun. RiFF RaFF is also fun, and by my reckoning, that's TWO fun things (the maths: one fun thing, plus another fun thing, equals two fun things).

"This goes out to all you people going to bed with a ten and waking up with a two..."